The new jacket art for the latest song “Pa Pa Pa Paaa”, released on Monday by konanoko ft. nanako and usaco, is totally giving wedding dress vibes 👰✨

But the girls are acting super casual about it 💅 “We only tried them on because Minako said she’s getting married” 🤷‍♀️💕
Nothing to see here, right? 😇

Well… the market did not stay calm 📉💥 Because of that famous Asian superstition that idol marriages make stocks crash 😭📊, investors completely panicked, and since “ko” is shared by both “konanoko” and the korea, Republic, the KOSPI stock market somehow plunged a dramatic 9.99% 😵‍💫💔📉🔥

Meanwhile, konanoko’s manager Luna Kingsley was absolutely thriving 😎✨ “I knew about the jacket last week, so I already sold my S&P 500 ETFs” 💸🌙

Coincidence? Insider fashion intuition? Pure girlboss energy? 👀💅✨ The mystery continues… 💍🎤📈💥

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